Momism of the Day (MOD)
Mom's handwritten kidisms list
See the hono(u)rable mentions/horrors for further kidisms. This was a handwritten list of kidisms found in mom’s home.
| Kidism | Translation | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Seews | Shoes | Killer baby |
| Nonis | Macaroni & cheese | Blue-eyes |
| K’tah | Kitty cat | Brown boy |
| Gink | Sink | Blue-eyes |
| Daiyo train | Metra heavy rail | Brown boy |
| Beeber | Gund Beaver | Killer baby |
| Lala | Granola | Brown boy |
| Hotmeal | Oatmeal | Brown boy |
| Behave! | I am being have! | Mom as a child |
| Lellow | Yellow | Killer baby |
| Meemer | Vacuum cleaner | Blue-eyes |
| Hamaburger | Hamburger | Brown boy |
| Fig mutants | Fig newtons | Blue-eyes |
| Bambaids | Bandaids | Blue-eyes |