I’m going to go park myself on a bench by Lake Michigan huh-while you three go to the bathroom.

Mommentary: I think that huh-when I come up with a momism (give or take), I’m oftentimes trying to make an ordinary turn of phrase into something more interesting. “Get” is pretty ho-hum, “fetch” is a more interesting (& less often-used) equivalent; “sit,” yawn, “park oneself,” say huh-what? I’m trying to fight linguistic boredom one momism at a time.